Want your Bic lighter mailed back to you? That’ll be $45, please. Oh, and just in case the entire security process wasn’t humiliating enough, a video camera embedded in the kiosk records the entire transaction for your “safety.”
Tag: stupid
Dangerous books
Children in the old days were allowed and encouraged to experiment with mildly risky but extremely rewarding activities. Today’s children, on the other hand, are mollycoddled to the point of turning them into unhappy ignoramuses.
Software — Cheap!
(1) I can buy Quicken for $79, therefore (2) it will cost a LOT more than $79 to write my own clone of Quicken — maybe as much as 3x as much, but (3) I’ll cut it down to an even $200 as a starting point for negotiations.
DVD-HD code
09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0
You’d rather see Digg go down fighting than bow down to a bigger company. We hear you, and effective immediately we won’t delete stories or comments containing the code and will deal with whatever the consequences might be.
Antichrist denied entry
It’s hard to imagine a country more traditional, and more religious, than Guatemala. For that reason, news that the country is denying entry to a cult leader who tattooed “666” on his arm, calls himself The Antichrist, and whose (alleged) 2M followers describe him as a living deity — it’s pretty far out.
in this case i find it hard to decide who is more retarded
Satan immigration
In order for Satan to establish his ‘New World Order’ and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the Scriptures, he must first destroy the US
i didn’t know the onion ghostwrites legislation.
Dress like an American
If you do it dressed like an Arab, you get intercepted by security within 3 minutes. Dressed like an American, you get instructions on getting inside the nuclear facility. “Moral for terrorists: dress like an American.”
Newspaper Declines
And there will be further ones from their decision to attach themselves to a failing internet advertising company.
Buffeted by an ongoing advertising recession, The New York Times Company and the Gannett Company announced yesterday that their first-quarter profits declined while the Tribune Company reported a loss. The disappointing results underscored the increasingly tough economic times faced by the industry as advertisers continued to shift their focus away from print to the Internet. In particular, areas like real estate and classified, previously rich revenue generators for newspapers, continued to be weak.
2007-05-11: Nothing surprising in here.
2007-08-06: A forecast
Online ads to overtake US newspapers in 2011, which assumes that newspaper spending will not sharply decline. Recent news out of those same sounds very different
2007-08-10: NYT revenue drops by >50%, 50% of employees get fired, and the company still loses money. EBITDA would have dropped from $118M to -$64M. Which means that management would just be getting ready to fire a few 100 more people.
2007-09-01: Good riddance to lazy newspapers who add the same amount of value with their wire service articles as real estate agents: 0.
This is potentially explosive, I think. Whenever I search for a news story in Google News, I get 100s of identical versions of that story from newspapers that picked it up from Associated Press — and I may even click through to the first newspaper that has a copy. But if I can see the story from the wire service itself, before it was edited or shortened or changed, I would probably prefer that.
2008-05-08: The Onion nails it
Dying Newspaper Trend Buys 3 More Weeks. It’s nice to see that the printed word is still, at least for now, the most powerful medium for reporting on the death of the printed word.
2009-03-13: It’s not ignorance, it’s denial.
The problem newspapers face isn’t that they didn’t see the internet coming. They not only saw it miles off, they figured out early on that they needed a plan to deal with it, and during the early 90s they came up with not just one plan but several. One was to partner with companies like America Online, a fast-growing subscription service that was less chaotic than the open internet. Another plan was to educate the public about the behaviors required of them by copyright law. Alternatively, they could pursue the profit margins enjoyed by radio and TV, if they became purely ad-supported. New payment models such as micropayments were proposed. Still another plan was to convince tech firms to make their hardware and software less capable of sharing, or to partner with the businesses running data networks to achieve the same goal. Then there was the nuclear option: sue copyright infringers directly, making an example of them. The pragmatists were pointing out that the real world was looking like the unthinkable scenario. The people spinning visions of popular walled gardens and enthusiastic micropayment adoption were regarded not as charlatans but saviors.
2012-05-10: The reason newspapers are dying is because they are cutting their face to spite their nose. Like making digital only subscriptions more expensive than bundles. Same reason why everyone downloads Game of Thrones: It is impossible to pay for it if you don’t want to burden yourself with cable. You are making your piracy bed, now you have to lie in it.
US Air Base = “God’s House”
the US military issuing a press release about a religious service in which “the Spirit of God moves in and grips men and women in such a way that suddenly the community becomes God-conscious.”
Circumcise the Shechemites!
The U.N. is actually recommending that adult males in Africa be circumcised, and New York City is considering the same. This is astonishing, not only because it is wacky science, but because it is the quintessential 3000 years-old example of wacky science.
i bet the us mullahs are behind this nonsense