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Austin, home of quackery

Against Checks
The Fed could kill checks but isn’t. the 19th century checks business is not just embarrassing but hugely inefficient and harmful for the economy.
IFT — the ability for me to pay you, and for you to receive the funds within minutes, rather than having to wait until the following business day — is already a fact of life in many countries around the world, from India to the UK. Where it doesn’t already exist, you can be pretty sure that someone is working hard on a plan to make it happen. Except in the US, where no one seems to have even started the process yet.
checks, just like smallpox, can be eradicated. the obvious way is to slap a surcharge on them to reflect the true cost.
Against April Fools
april fools is tedious and tired. if you want to prank someone, why be a coward and do it on that day? also, you are not funny.
It’s not 1980 anymore
overheard: you are moving to the east village? one day you’ll get shot.
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Unscientific US

Mooney describes in detail how bad it is – that millions of our neighbors deem facts to be malleably ignorable. Though soundly refuted by scientific studies, angry parents continue to believe their children acquired autism through vaccinations: “Where do they get their ‘science’ from? From the Internet, celebrities, other frantic-angry parents, and a few non-mainstream researchers and doctors who continue to challenge the scientific consensus, all of which forms a self-reinforcing echo chamber of misinformation,” writes Mooney, noting that for every 5 hours of cable news, just 1 minute is devoted to science. In 2009, 15 year old US students ranked 17th out of 34 developed countries in science. A firm foundation in science is fundamental to modern citizenship as well as our ability to innovate and succeed in a global economy.
scientific illiteracy is a far bigger problem than the ups and downs of politics, or caring about which marginally different party is in power.
Ground zero of quackery

I don’t want kids
There is a script in my life that repeats itself over and over again: I tell someone, a friend, colleague, family member, that I don’t want to have kids and with rare exception, I hear the following, “Oh no, you have to have kids, you’d be a great father! You’re just saying that now, but you’ll change your mind.”
every childfree person gets the sort of proselytizing described in this article by countless assholes.
Religion must be destroyed
In September 2009, after admitting to my parents that I was atheist, I was abruptly woken in the middle of the night by 2 strange men who subsequently threw me in a van and drove me 200 mi. to a facility that I would later find out serves the sole purpose of eliminating free thinking adolescents.
The average Politician
Politicians dumber than a bash oneliner. with leaders like these, what do you expect? i could write a shell script that makes better decisions, and i don’t even like bash.