Tag: software

Brute force design

v0.1 of programmable matter:

Autodesk’s new CAD software lets the designer specify the parameters of a solid (its volume, dimensions, physical strength, even the tools to be used in its manufacture and the amount of waste permissible in the process) and the software iterates through millions of potential designs that fit. The designer’s job becomes tweaking the parameters and choosing from among the brute-forced problem-space of her object, rather than designing it from scratch

Jesus AntiVirus

Jesus AntiVirus doesn’t posses any kind of malware, anti theft or online exploitation protection coded in it, nor any other form of protection. It works with the belief that Jesus exists, and by having Jesus AntiVirus installed in your device Jesus will use it’s divine powers to protect you and your device.

Antivirus is dead

Antivirus joins firewalls in the hall of security technology from another time

Put simply, a crypting service takes a bad guy’s piece of malware and scans it against all of the available antivirus tools on the market today — to see how many of them detect the code as malicious. The service then runs some custom encryption routines to obfuscate the malware so that it hardly resembles the piece of code that was detected as bad by most of the tools out there. And it repeats this scanning and crypting process in an iterative fashion until the malware is found to be completely undetectable by all of the antivirus tools on the market.

amazingly honest given how terrible “anti virus” software is.

Panda users had a bad hair day on Wednesday, after the Spanish security software firm released an update that classified components of its own technology as malign. As a result, enterprise PCs running the antivirus software tied themselves in something of a knot, leaving some systems either unstable or unable to access the internet.

err, no. “anti virus” has been snake oil since forever.

There was kind of an unspoken rule not to attack the security industry. But now they are ruining the last island of safety for all these organizations and companies, which is very alarming for us

OpenSSL

note lack of any tests for the change that added heartbeat support to openssl. the open source “quality” process has a long way to go.
2014-04-17:

No central architectural authority, 6740 goto statements, Inline assembly code, Multiple different coding styles, Obscure use of macro preprocessors, Inconsistent naming conventions, Far too many selections and options, Unexplained dead code, Misleading and incoherent comments: it became the default landfill for prototypes of cryptographic inventions

2014-05-20: good overview of how the cleanup of openssl progresses, 1 month in.
side note, is this the state of open source slide programs? static images without accessible text? oy