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There’s an article on-line from Money Magazine called “50 Bulls**t Jobs.” That’s right. Bulls**t. With those 2 asterisks in there. Come on. We know what word they mean. So why not just say it? If they think we’re adult enough to be reminded of the word, why don’t they think we’re adult enough to see the actual word?
see all the foul language that people are pretending they don’t use.
hack used by Russian netizens to trick e-commerce stores into delivering US/Canada-only merchandise to them in Russia: So what was possible to do is to put totally Russian address in the order delivery form, like: Moscow, Lenin St. 20, Russia in the address fields, usually there is a plenty of space to enter long things like this, and in the field country they put Canada in the field ZIP code – Canadian zip code. What happens next? The parcel travels to Canada, to the area to which the specified ZIP code belongs and there postal workers just see it’s not a Canadian address but Russian. They consider it to be some sort of mistake and forward it further, to Russia.
i guess the post office now routes around problems too?
Ee are working on it. in the meantime
A top-of-the-line, third-generation Roomba Scheduler robotic floor-cleaning vacuum purchased in January by 35-year-old claims adjuster Ken Graney has inexplicably broken all 3 laws of Roombotics, a simple yet vital protocol programmed into every Roomba by its manufacturer, iRobot.
“The vacuum cleaner is out of control,” Graney said about the malfunctioning model 4260, which he suspects of behaving in a “blatantly unethical” way that perverts its original mission. “I’m afraid to be in my own house. The constant, ceaseless cleaning.”The laws of Roombotics, published on iRobot’s Web site, are basic ethical rules governing Roomba conduct. The first law states that the device “must not suck up jewelry or other valuables, or through inaction, allow valuables to be sucked up.” The second law prescribes that Roomba “must obey vacuuming orders given to it by humans except when such orders would conflict with the first law.” The third and final law authorizes a Roomba to “protect its own ability to suction dust and debris as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.”
lol
heh. that’s what photo on maps is for
You have only 5 minutes the shuffle off this mortal Flash-based coil before you face something even worse: a meeting with your boss. Enlist the aid of office supplies, co-workers, and unexpected workplace dangers to kill yourself. This isn’t a tough game to win, but it’s fun to explore the area for new, interesting ways to hurt yourself.
heh. that reminds me of digitas / kpmg
heh. making fun of apple and windows in the same ad, nice
They received 50 candidacies, from which 30 came from Hotmail-directions, all of them erased as they entered. The reason: You can’t pretend being an internet expert and use a Hotmail account at the same time.
nor yahoo mail.
McCain’s staff used his template, but didn’t give Davidson credit. Worse, they use images that are on his server, meaning he has to pay for the bandwidth used from page views on McCain’s site. Davidson decided to play a small prank on the campaign this morning as retribution. Since he’s in control of some of the images on the site, he replaced one that shows contact information with a statement: Today I announce that I have reversed my position and come out in full support of gay marriage…particularly marriage between 2 passionate females.
heh. such an easy target.
Gregor J. Rothfuss 