Tag: funny

Furry Convention

One furry named DeoTasDevil, who I’m assuming is a large tasmanian devil, criticized a convention (they have conventions) for allowing other furries to threaten her. That’s my read of the situation, at least, but apparently there’s some huge, convoluted background to the whole damn thing that involves something called “raiders” and shit. You can read that whole story on the Furry News Website (those are 3 words I never thought I’d place together in my life) Dogpatch Press. As you would expect from people who have built what appears to be their entire lives around the image of themselves as a giant animal, the response of the convention organization, Rocky Mountain Fur Con, was…completely reasonable.

Macy 23 Years Sale

Welcome to Macy’s! My name is Trevor, and if you need any assistance at all don’t hesitate to ask. Right now we have a special 1-day sale, so many of our items are 50% to 80% off—and that’s before using a coupon! These 1-day sales are rare, so you should really take advantage of the special opportunity. This 1 has only been going on for the past 23 years.