see also Schwermer & Schwermer
Tag: funny
Furry Convention
One furry named DeoTasDevil, who I’m assuming is a large tasmanian devil, criticized a convention (they have conventions) for allowing other furries to threaten her. That’s my read of the situation, at least, but apparently there’s some huge, convoluted background to the whole damn thing that involves something called “raiders” and shit. You can read that whole story on the Furry News Website (those are 3 words I never thought I’d place together in my life) Dogpatch Press. As you would expect from people who have built what appears to be their entire lives around the image of themselves as a giant animal, the response of the convention organization, Rocky Mountain Fur Con, was…completely reasonable.
Macy 23 Years Sale
Welcome to Macy’s! My name is Trevor, and if you need any assistance at all don’t hesitate to ask. Right now we have a special 1-day sale, so many of our items are 50% to 80% off—and that’s before using a coupon! These 1-day sales are rare, so you should really take advantage of the special opportunity. This 1 has only been going on for the past 23 years.
Location Reviews

Band Animals
Animals That Look Like They’re About To Drop The Hottest Albums Ever
this is so good. most metal thing i’ve seen in 2017.
Plausible automation
Midway through a routine laboratory session Wednesday, MIT graduate student Evan Ward casually remarked “What if we try this?” before making a small change to a robotic device that will one day eliminate 30% of the US workforce.
welcome to our dumb future
A San Diego TV station sparked complaints this week – after an on-air report about a girl who ordered a dollhouse via her parents’ Amazon Echo caused Echoes in viewers’ homes to also attempt to order dollhouses.
Bots achieving awareness
this is the best thing on the internet
Vaping

Record everything
this is what happened.