Tag: funny

Jesusphone

accurate iphone lulz

Facebook ended a marriage

A misguided attempt to increase our privacy backfired horribly a few days ago, just weeks ahead of our wedding. My fiance and I unchecked the personal relationship box in Facebook to make our personal lives a little more private. Unwittingly, however, that action sent out a message to our entire social network and news feed saying we were no longer engaged. (Complete with a forlorn broken heart.)

who gets engaged these days, anyway?

No TV

Area resident Jonathan Green does not own a television, a fact he repeatedly points out to friends, family, and coworkers–as well as to his mailman, neighborhood convenience-store clerks, and the man who cleans the hallways in his apartment building.

heh, that could be me

Makes me want to fly BA

…being able to register myself as “His Holiness”, that’s what.

funny, but actually why don’t we use titles for disambiguation? gives people with unfortunate (read common) names a stab at internet identity.

facebook in 40 years

Second Life

if people moved in real life like they do in second life, ie, like zombies.

Bible5

Clearly after a couple of millennia experience with this spec, people have not been doing what the spec requires, and so we are merely updating it, modernizing it you might say, to reflect actual usage.