Tourist mom: Excuse me, miss, do you know how to get back to Manhattan? Hipster girl: I’m sorry, I don’t really have the energy to give you fake directions right now.
Tag: funny
Mars Mountain Biking
The race will be to the top and back down the 24 kilometer peak of Olympus Mons with a grand prize of $50B for the first participant to complete, and a consolation prize of $10B for the fastest ride time within a given 10 year period.
T-shirt Productivity
It constricts circulation to the brain. And it acts as decorative camouflage for the business suit, designed to shield the middle-aged male physique, with its shrinking shoulders and protruding paunch, from feeling sufficiently self-conscious to hit the gym
Devil Maps
It is clear that science is trying to destroy God, but He is greater than any so called theory. Evolutionists want to use Science to tell us how we got to where we are – well I know how we got here, the Lord put us here to do his bidding and to go to the places He wants us to go to. The so-called mapmakers say they want to explore and document His work, that they too want to show us the way! There is only one Way, the Way of the Lord, to follow the Word. We don’t need to understand where we are and less do we need to understand where we are going
anything to piss creationists off. what a nice badge of pride!
displeased Pagans

just because you are a cult doesn’t mean you are not wrong
OPML 2.0
I try to write specs in plain English, for intelligent people using common sense.
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Toaster
“Having made the wise decision of specifying the software first in the design phase, all that remains is to pick an adequate hardware platform for the implementation phase. An Intel 80386 with 8MB of memory, a 30MB hard disk, and a VGA monitor should be sufficient. If you select a multitasking, object oriented language that supports multiple inheritance and has a built-in GUI, writing the program will be a snap. (Imagine the difficulty we would have had if we had foolishly allowed a hardware-first design strategy to lock us into a 4-bit microcontroller!).”
computer scientist vs engineer. spoiler: the computer scientist gets beheaded.
Terrorist logos
Ironic Sans has a roundup of logos for terrorist groups, clustered into graphic categories: Stars, One Gun, 2 Guns Crossed, Other Weapons Crossed, Crossbones, Animals with Multiple Heads, and Other.Does the logo successfully convey the organization’s message? Is it confusingly similar to another group’s logo? Does it exhibit excessive drop shadows, gradients, or use of whatever font is the Arabic equivalent of Papyrus?
Tree Robbery
i can has privacy?

