Tag: funny

Fake Ed Parsons

People often ask me “Ed, how is it possible to be a geovisionary and a great manager at the same time?” But that’s not what I want to talk about today. Many of you are also curious about what I do with my 20% time. In the beginning as I got to know my place at the top in Google my 20% time was what you mortals call ‘Saturday’ but these days Uncle Ed sets aside the time to think the thoughts required of a geovisionary.

heh.

Gmail by Microsoft

Somehow, this still misses part of the Microsoft feeling – the current design is just too bright & light, and it doesn’t have enough glamor. I’ll darken the colors a bit and add some smooth shades. Also, admittedly, Hotmail is a bit slower than Google’s competing service, so we’ll add some “loading” messages. Usually there’s less focus on unclutteredness with the Redmond guys, so we’ll add some MSN news bits and “special offers” where space is left. Plus, to increase user lock-in, let’s get rid of the “sign out” link. I’m also putting less emphasis on search, moving the box to the bottom right and replacing it with a dog:

MS Gmail

i really don’t see what the unwashed masses see in hotmail

Google Job Application

27-years old Sebastian L. from Cologne, Germany, wants to work at Google, specifically in Google’s security department. Instead of writing a normal job application, he decided to register tons of Google-related URLs – like adwordsgoogle.de, docsgoogle.de, gdrivegoogle.com, labsgoogle.de and more – and posted his application on it.

below the hiring bar i presume