The next thing you know, kids will be downloading pictures of bald old rock stars from the Internet, rather than the other way round. This filth must be stamped out to protect innocent dirty old men
Tag: funny
Basic Instructions
snarky. me like
rm -rf

Paper Bugzilla
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, I definitely, absolutely updated it,” a coworker insisted. “I have no idea why you’re not seeing the updates. Are you sure you’re looking in the right folder?”
Eventually, Byron asked his colleague to walk him through the process of updating an issue. “Great timing, I just did a checkin. Let’s go.” Let’s go? Byron thought.
Byron’s coworker led him to a storage room lined with file cabinets. After flipping through a few folders, he found what he was after and started writing on it. While Bugzilla has a pretty impressive feature list, sadly “reading and scanning physical sheets of paper in a file cabinet to update issues” isn’t one of them.
updating bugzilla on paper. the same jokers also keep using fax machines
Lately on google search
heh. the find manpage is completely useless, prompting this query. at least it provides some hilarity.
Yahoo Refunds $9B
As you requested, we have completed refunding $8962385800 to your VISA ending in 7134. Depending on your bank, you should find this refund reflected on your next credit card statement.
yahoo fails at math
Lincoln-Douglas Debates
if ABC ran the lincoln presidential debate:
LINCOLN A house divided against itself cannot stand. STEPHANOPOULOS: Excuse me, did an Elijah H. Johnson attend your church?
John Cleese Letter to USA
To the citizens of the United States of America, in light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.
Some ECards
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Traveling Salesman Problem
brute force O(n!), dynamic programming O(n^22^n), ebay O(1)