Tag: funny

People who deserve it

There’s nothing worse than a cold shoulder to the face as you try to leave the train for work. It reminds you:

a) That you actually have to go to work
b) Work is in a cubicle
c) Most people in this world are so dumb, it’s sad

The thing is, we can look past not being able to locate Iraq on a map, or believing every word posted on Wikipedia is fact. What we can’t comprehend is how people think trying to get on a packed train first, before others have exited, is a good idea. It’s fucking mind-blowing.

We just don’t get it, we really don’t. It’s almost as if these humans aren’t human at all, but in fact brainless salmon people, desperately trying to swim upstream any chance they get.

If that’s the case, and we’re pretty sure it is, the best way to clear a path through these creepy fish folk is to cast a couple right hands and see who bites.

Credit Crunch board game

Players start with 500m econos each. One player doubles as banker.

Players move round by throwing 4 coins and progressing as many squares as they throw heads. If a player throws 4 heads, he moves forward 4 spaces and has another turn; if he throws 4 tails, he throws again. When a player lands on a + square, he collects money from the bank; equally, when he lands on a minus square, he pays the bank.

The aim is to be the last solvent player. In order to achieve this, players try to eliminate the competition. Risk cards encourage players to pick on each other.

Players who cannot pay their fines may borrow from each other at any rate they care to settle on—for instance, 100% interest within 3 turns. They should negotiate with the other players to get the best rate possible. Players who cannot borrow must either go into Chapter 11 or be taken over.

Players may conceal their assets from each other.

Served via Facebook

A legal move believed to be a world first has opened the way for New Zealanders to be served legal documents through their Facebook sites. Canberra lawyer Mark McCormack expects other courts will follow his lead after he used the internet to find a couple who had defaulted on a loan and serve them with a default judgment.

ha. “LALawyer25 served you legal documents. Add Comment – Share”