Tag: funny

Java exceptions

ClassCastException You need to stay in the class or caste you were born into. Java will not accept dailits acting as kshatriyas or noblemen pretending to be working class.

Very gradual change

Warcraft Sequel

i LOLd

Abstract generator

This paper presents a ___ (synonym for new) method for ___ (sciencey verb) the ___ (noun few people have heard of).

Tolkien internet map

foothills of philosophy, patent peaks, etc.

Born too late

my bro hit my and an dit made me type 199(5) instead of 199(0) nmow i cant sign up!!

what is wrong with these kids? you have to be seriously retarded to spell that badly.

Fictional Street View

that gives me ideas.

Obama is tired

what has barack done for me lately? not much, except a techno remix.

Cheney Dunk Tank

The 44th White House Carnival was a rousing success, raising a record $800000066845 for the federal government—$800b of which came from a dunk tank featuring former vice president Dick Cheney. After being goaded by the former vice president for several minutes, Hunter reportedly struck the tank’s target on his 3rd turn, plunging Cheney into the pool below and eliciting wild cheers from the 150m people on hand.

Cracked to MAD Magazine

Look, I know you still love magazines and the Internet probably seems like a big and scary place to you, but wake up. Every website on the Internet has more content than your site. For shit’s sake, I have more fun going to Pepsi’s website and pretending I’m in a shitty dance club than I do going to your site, and you’re supposed to be entertaining.