A comprehensive review of everything Everything sucks, by Gregor Rothfuss
Tag: funny
Fuck the South
who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?
Super agents don’t exist
Members of the brilliant, highly trained, and dedicated team of elite professionals who work tirelessly behind the scenes to protect our nation and keep its citizens out of harm’s way announced Tuesday that they do not exist. Unfortunately, though, I’m not employed by the US government, I’m not working at all hours to foil terrorist plots, nor am I part of some secret network of sharp, capable agents, because no such network exists.
Dating Tropes
If I had to choose overarching themes for white people’s lists, for men, I’d go with “frat house” and for women, “escapism.” Whether one begot the other is a question I’ll leave to the reader.
Gentoo is Rice
Watching shit scroll by for hours makes me a Linux expert overnight!
Welcome, this page is dedicated to the Linux Community’s greatest ambassadors, Gentoo users. Like the annoying teenager next door with a 90hp import sporting a 2m tall bolt-on wing, Gentoo users are proof that society is best served by roving gangs of armed vigilantes, dishing out swift, cold justice with baseball bats to those fucking ricer bastards.
Please note, these quotes are real. I didn’t bother to link to the original quotes because it’s too much work and this page is mostly an amalgamation of different things that I’ve found on the web. Besides, we all know people like this, if you spent 6 hours compiling X, you’d like to think it was for something useful right?
WFH Social Degradation
Nonsense Periodic Table
with the delusion, quack and fruit loop blocks
bollocks as far as the eye can see.
Ultra-christian hobos
If you’re a geriatric, hobo-wizard, Jesus freak with a dirty mop-head hanging from your chin, it’s probably not the best idea to be too critical of others. But that doesn’t stop WinterBand’s namesake, Steve Winter, from attacking Catholics, Muslims, democrats, women and countless others for the intolerable sin of being outside his confusing comfort zone.
Nokia searching for CEO
lol. explaining away the nokia demise by an apologist. including ludicrous meego claims.
Epic Maelstrom
A week or so ago, someone on the Cataclysm beta forums complained that the Maelstrom’s appearance in the upcoming expansion just wasn’t epic enough. It’s a pretty silly thing to say. Valnoth, aka WoW Lead World Designer Alex Afrasiabi, apparently agreed and responded with the following: Re: The Maelstrom? Maybe I missed the memo on levels of “epicosity” or something, but I’m pretty sure the Maelstrom is a CLASS 10 epic zone. Though I guess it is missing sharks with laser beams patrolling the waters and Arthur Fonzarelli jumping across it with water skis. And dinosaurs. After reading this post I called for a meeting with TOP TOP MEN (that’s 2 tops) in order to figure out a solution to the problem at hand. Frankly, I think we hit a home run. The next 4.0 build (or the one after) should have a Maelstrom that’s between 10 – 50x more epic than what currently exists. Buckle yourselves into your computer chairs or face being blown away!
losers complain, wow world designer adds flying shark with laser.
Gregor J. Rothfuss 