Tag: funny

The Anti Powerpoint Party

it is hard to exaggerate how awesome this is. where is the US version? of course the proposed solution is only slightly better. much better: really think hard if you need to present anything at all.

The Anti-PowerPoint Party (abbreviated APPP) is a political party whose aim is to influence the public with regard to limiting the phenomenon of unproductive use of time in the Swiss economy industry, in research, and educational institutions. Particular attention is being paid to the economic damage resulting from presentations using PowerPoint. The party aims to launching a national referendum to obtain a law forbidding PowerPoint during presentations.

Perversion Tracker

And all for only $0.99? Great giblets of glory!

It turns out that building, eating, sharing, and enjoying tacos involves exactly this:

While we thumb-thrashed about in confusion, muttering, “build? eat? share?!… enjoy?”, our armpits smelled something like a 9.3. We adopted this as the official rating for More Tacos! 1.0. May there never be a change to that version number, Pajenco LLC.

making fun of the app store since 2008

Extreme Dating

DoTheSimplestThingThatCouldPossiblyWork: Chocolates. If that doesn’t work, try roses. Don’t make a complicated plan on how to win their heart – just think of something simple and honest. RefactorMercilessly: If your date is less than impressed with your appearence or your PC vs Mac jokes, you’ve obviously done something wrong. Work to readjust their expectations of a date to something simpler and more reasonable. If you dare. Change your strategy if it’s going badly. Change yourself if you can’t see how to proceed.

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Secure Firewall

For best effect install the firewall between the CPU unit and the wall outlet. Place the jaws of the firewall across the power cord, and bear down firmly. Be sure to wear rubber gloves while installing the firewall or assign the task to a junior system manager. If the firewall is installed properly, all the lights on the CPU will turn dark and the fans will grow quiet. This indicates that the system has entered a secure state