in the future, people will still spend their time looking at chart junk, doing useless business travel, and use UIs at toddler speed. and don’t worry, everyone will still have ginormous kitchens to make a bowl of cereal.
Tag: funny
The comatose candidate
this guy has my vote. he is listening.
Occupy Sesame Street
paging Denise Long
Occupy Wall Street is a major movement both on the streets and on the web, but it isn’t getting the media attention it deserves. Why? Because it doesn’t resonate with kids. Kids drive the market and therefore the media, but they have absolutely no interest in seeing politically-charged 20-somethings sprayed in the face with mace. Pepper spray Snuffleupagus, however, and you got yourself a protest ready for prime time.

ChristWire
Together, in this community, you and your Moral Leaders will combat the evil liberals of this world and once again ensure that a bit of freedom and righteousness once again permeates every country, and let those who don’t abide by our teachings know the eternal pit of hellfire shall be awaiting!
Trust Issues
if you let interest compound for 100s of years, you get the wheat and chessboard problem. we also learn that ben franklin was an early cryogenist. his preservation medium: madeira wine.
Hartwick College didn’t really mean to annihilate the US economy. The college inherited a 1000-year trust that would not mature until the year 2936: a gift whose accumulated compound interest “could ultimately shatter the nation’s financial structure.” After decades in the courts, Holdeen’s economic Armageddon ended not with a bang, but with a whimper—and a dividend check.
Hartwick College got its 1000-year trust, still bearing its maturation date of 2936; the principal now stands at an impressive $9m. Rather than accumulating and compounding, though, the trust pays out $450k a year to the college.
Bullshit jobs
The paradox is this. A job seeker is looking for a well-defined job. But the trend seems to be that if a job can be defined, it can be automated or outsourced. The marginal product of people who need well-defined jobs is declining. The marginal product of people who can thrive in less structured environments is increasing.
See also zero marginal product workers what fraction of the economy is pretend work, appearing to be busy?
2013-08-20: On the predicament of ZMP (0 marginal product) workers:
Huge swathes of people spend their entire working lives performing tasks they secretly believe do not really need to be performed. The moral and spiritual damage that comes from this situation is profound. It is a scar across our collective soul.
2014-11-21: When the revolution comes, this will be very useful to smoke out people.
2018-06-07: A New Yorker take
Bullshit, like paper waste, accumulates in offices with the inevitability of February snow. Justification reports: What are these? Nobody knows. And yet they pile up around you, Xerox-warmed, to be not-read. Best-practices documents? Anybody’s guess, really, including their authors’. Some people thought that digitization would banish this nonsense. Those people were wrong. Now, all day, you get e-mails about “consumer intimacy” (oh, boy); “all hands” (whose hands?); and the new expense-reporting software, which requires that all receipts be mounted on paper, scanned, and uploaded to a server that rejects them, since you failed to pre-file the crucial post-travel form. If you’re lucky, bullshit of this genre consumes only a few hours of your normal workweek. If you’re among the millions of less fortunate Americans, it is the basis of your entire career.
2018-09-20: Scott Alexander looks into the topic
I write a note saying: To whom it may concern: I am a psychiatrist treating Mr. Smith. He tells me that he has chronic back pain (“lumbago”), and asks to be allowed to bring in his own chair to work. Yours, Dr. Alexander It’s too soon to have a good sample size. But it seems to usually work. I think it works because there is nobody at Mr. Smith’s workplace – maybe nobody in the entire world – who’s really invested in preventing Mr. Smith from bringing a chair into work. Someone wrote up a procedure for employees using special chairs, so that they’re not the sort of cowboys who make decisions without procedures. Someone else feels like they have to enforce it, so that they’re not the sort of rebel who flouts procedures. But nobody cares.
2021-03-06: It’s surprising that it took so long to automate extremely low value work like copying & pasting, and somehow requiring a college degree:
they do the dull-but-critical tasks that someone named Phil in Accounting used to do: reconciling bank statements, approving expense reports, reviewing tax forms. […] She’d known that her job was straightforward and repetitive, making it low-hanging fruit for automation. The experience was a wake-up call. She had a college degree and was early in her career.
2023-01-17: The race between bullshit jobs and automation
We escaped the original Malthusian trap with the Industrial Revolution, expanding capacity faster than the population could grow. A sufficient lead altered underlying conditions to the point where we should worry more about declining population than rising population in most places.
Consider the same scenario for a potential AI Revolution via GPT-4.
Presume GPT-4 allows partial or complete automation of a large percentage of existing bullshit jobs. What happens?
My model says this depends on the speed of adaptation.
Monsters of Grok
the hawking one is my favorite.
from a thread at work
“XXX,
I’d like to offer you some contract work at my funeral. You’re the best gravedigger I’ve ever seen, and I lived next to a cemetery for most of 10 years. Seriously, stop posting to yyy at all for a while. Don’t read the replies. Don’t respond to posts. Let it go.”
Hurricane hype
as always, NMA has the canonical word.
What are groceries?
took the unprecedented step of buying some groceries. no water jugs though, dignity doesn’t allow it.