this is why i became a beer snob.
Tag: funny
Facebook is False
rainn wilson fighting the good fight against insipid shit.
Going Forward
going forward replacing from now on and the horrors of it
House of Lies
i spent 4 years in management consulting, and have finely tuned bs detectors to show for it. this show is quite incisive.
“The guys in this show are pirates who actually leave you thinking that you need them. Which is extra cool and a real accomplishment for pirates.”
Maginot line

Cheese or Font?
Cheese or Font?
Steak House or Gay Bar?
both are surprisingly hard.
Chopra Generator
The thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with “#cosmisconsciousness”. This site aims to test that claim! Each “quote” is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra’s Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence.
Jesus gets a face lift
this is terrible! the painting was one of the last remaining depictions of jesus. how will future generations know how he looked like?
Finland after Nokia
Finland is coping with Nokia’s demise by having a phone throwing competition.
The World Mobile Phone Throwing Championship took place yesterday in the small town of Savonlinna, Finland. In this international, no-holds-barred competition, people from across the globe throw phones as far as possible to win the sought-after grand prize – a new phone.
Zombie Architecture
When the dead start to walk you’d better start building. the zombie safe house architecture competition looks awesome.
A zombie-proof house needs to be secure—not only structurally strong but also with limited openings on its perimeter that are all closable, lockable and impenetrable”. It needs to be simple and sustainable, capable of generating its own energy, food and water, and of managing its waste. And it needs to be “sacrificial—able to destroy itself and as many of the attacking zombies as possible while its inhabitants escape.
