colbert was at google nyc recently. the lines were crazy.
Tag: funny
Schlubs hit it off
so, so true. the vast, vast majority either has back-breaking jobs or incredibly dull, futile and endangered jobs like these guys. i feel so lucky.
According to sources currently seated in rows 14-18 aboard flight 763, 2 middle-aged men with incredibly boring jobs are really hitting it off during the 3-hour trip to Kansas City.
Ominous store codes
They keep saying “attention service staff 2-0-1” on the intercom. I bet that means something terrible like an Ebola outbreak or hostage situation.
Handegg

Instagram idiots
everything that is wrong with iphone / instagram idiots.
Evolution (South Park edition)
and this goes into some more detail on the second half of the previous video.
Against cupcakes

someone turned my thoughts on cupcakes into a cupcake. this makes me really happy. the sooner this sugary crap disappears into the 7th circle of hell where it came from, the better.
This shouldn’t be a surprise to anybody, even those of us who really like cupcakes. Gourmet cupcakes are a terrible business to start or expand for a number of fundamental economic reasons.
Toilet QR
perfect place for a QR code.
Taliban decloak
Taliban Reveal Identities of Their Mailing List. bcc, how does it work?
A Taliban spokesperson sent out a email with 1 notable difference. He CC’d everyone on his mailing list.
Parking
how to properly deal with tow trucks.