I see a new revenue stream for Facebook here — some kind of automated friend-portfolio management app that optimizes your mix of friends and alerts you whenever a buddy spends too much time in a bad neighborhood or starts hanging out with low-lifes. Maybe Facebook could even set up an exchange for trading friend-portfolio derivatives. You could have everything from Aaa-rated friend portfolios (stable marriages, high-net-worth zip codes, regular statin intake) to speculative junk-rated friend portfolios (druggies, socialists, poets).
Tag: funny
The internet is a fad
Said on house of cards by a newspaper editor, seconds before he was fired.
Unpretentiousil
now available in 3 flavors: pbr, natty light, and soy
Twins Gangnam Style
i’m breaking a new year’s resolution by sharing yet another gangnam style video, but here goes.
Dog plastic surgeon
Zizmor for dogs
1 More Episode
this is a pretty great cameo.
FDNY / NYPD plus donuts
just now, outside my building: 4 firetrucks, a jeep, and a donut cart (whenever you have FDNY or NYPD, you have donuts). turns out the boiler blew and it smells like exhaust everywhere. nothing to worry about, but in typical nyc fashion, i finally met the neighbors and we introduced ourselves.
2014-02-12: 10s of NYPD doing what they do best, standing around
Man Child
Mongol Gangnam Style
makes sense that this would be one of the best parodies, since mongols are great at horsing around. they allegedly learn to ride a horse before they can walk.
1st solutions
Need a first-world problem solved?. making fun of tons of useless startups.
Gregor J. Rothfuss 