Tag: funny

Filibuster

amazing summary of the state of politics in 2013. only in a nation where the democratic process has broken down would talking absolute gibberish for hours on end be a legitimate strategy, and yet here we are.

Speaking with reporters from his desk in the Oval Office Wednesday, President Ted Cruz found a moment to take a break from his duties as commander in chief and leader of the free world to fondly recall the marathon anti-Obamacare Senate speech he delivered in 2013, the one that propelled his ascent to the presidency.

Apostles Fanfic

Fanfic explains how the christian gospel was developed:

Way back when, there was a popular show called Jesus of Nazareth. Unfortunately it was canceled by the network after just 3 seasons, leaving behind a small but very devoted fandom. The fandom spread. Some of the fans told and retold all the episodes of the show that they had seen. Others copied out samizdat versions of the tie-in novels. Yet others wrote original fanfic.

Wedding websites

a perfect send-up of the soul-destroying snoozefest that is 99.9% of weddings.

Newly engaged couple Tom Kerry and Jessica Tompkins unveiled their wedding website on Tuesday, helpfully posting the page online for the benefit of guests attending the upcoming October nuptials to mock, ridicule, and repeatedly insult, sources report.