Tag: funny

Yoga for Zombies

yoga never did it for me, but it clearly works for zombies!

1 USPS worker to deliver all mail

the future!

“I think people tend to assume that, just because we hired 1000s of mail delivery workers across the country, we had these large volumes of mail. Physical mail today isn’t what it used to be. There’s really only a few kinds of mail you get. There’s letters from grandparents, birthday cards from grandparents, newspaper clippings from grandparents; and other than that it’s just bank statements and junk mail, which we find tends to deliver itself.”

Slow-cooked Mummy

He was slow-cooked by his own bandages over a period of days, maybe even weeks. This afterlife-sabotaging disaster was the result of haste. Proper mummification applied oils slowly, deliberately, given them a chance to dry fully. Tut’s embalming was so rushed the oils were still wet when he was entombed, and wet oils = cooking.

#youhadonejob

Unpaid intern

apropos the most ridiculous IPO in some time, twat.

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