The canonical trolling of ted outside of the onion.
Tag: funny
News From The Year 2137
This is so good
King James Programming
after the heavy metal english and mathematically literate english, i give you king james applied to programming:
The global environment is chosen here, because this is the will of God. And these 3 men, Noah, Daniel, and Job were in it, and all the abominations that be done in (log n) steps.
Stop And Kiss Program
bloomberg was quoted:
this program keeps new yorkers safe. officers should be allowed to stop anyone, question them and leave them with a small and reasonable kiss on the mouth
Death Metal English
Normal English Commuting to work
Death Metal English TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT
Harry Met Sally Prank
heh. it is interesting to see how production values at improv everywhere have improved from the days of Mobile Desktop
OUYA
like farting in nyc disrupts weather patterns in australia. ouya is the sound your naked toes make when you hit this door stop.
So what business does Julie Uhrman’s new video gaming console and platform company, OUYA, have going up against the big boys in this hyper competitive, high-risk market? Calling OUYA an underdog in this business is the understatement of the year.
The Picard Maneuver
changing the uniform to a shirt and pants combo, rather than a jumpsuit, meant that Patrick Stewart’s shirt almost constantly rode up, thus creating the iconic Picard Maneuver.
Watching movies is hard
relatedly: Games of thrones
Gay Bachelor
heh