Tag: funny

Ping-pong robot

i’m looking forward to kuka in balls of fury 2

Email disclaimers

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The Samaritans

The Samaritans is a new comedy series about an NGO that does nothing.

the office meets international “help”

Farewell

Farewell is some new kind of urban troll:

featuring police responding to a hollow person he built out of tape and set adrift on a river.

I like it. More

https://archive.is/20220105025142/https://vimeo.com/79910087

Terrible technology is forever

Bring back Classic Visual Basic, an improved version of VB6
The silent majority of VB6 users did not ask for changes that came with .NET

the original request is probably trolling, but hard to say. in any event, it attracted the sorts of comments you’d expect.

Adult conversation

I realize it’s awkward, discussing these adult matters with your father, but have your buddies asked you to join a start-up? Be honest—Dad knows the HTML. Seriously, have you already started a start-up in the attic? I see you moved the family computer up there.

Putin abs

Putin warns about showing chiseled 6 pack

“Specifically, gay spectators should remain fully clothed at all times, and resist the temptation to unveil their chiseled biceps or shredded abdominals. under no circumstances should gays oil, grease, or otherwise lubricate their torsos in an effort to highlight their glistening, ripped pectorals.”

et tu, putin?
2015-06-18:

Photos of Putin looking shirtless, healthy, and powerful are a way to reassure the public that there’s no need to worry. If Putin is fine, then Russia is fine. But consider the implication of that assertion: if Putin is not fine, then neither is Russia. The scary part is that’s probably correct.