Divorce rate in Maine correlates with Per capita consumption of margarine
Correlation: 0.992558
Tag: funny
Jesus AntiVirus
Jesus AntiVirus doesn’t posses any kind of malware, anti theft or online exploitation protection coded in it, nor any other form of protection. It works with the belief that Jesus exists, and by having Jesus AntiVirus installed in your device Jesus will use it’s divine powers to protect you and your device.
Concept cars
Hey, remember that time Isuzu made a mid-engined sports car concept with a 350-horsepower V8, suspension tuning by Lotus, seating for 2 adults and 2 kids, AND a fax machine? No? Well, they did.
WhatsApplebee’s
WhatsApplebee’s uses iPhone location services to limit access to those currently inside an Applebee’s. We enforce this strictly, unlike other chain restaurant-based messaging services such as T.G.I. Friendster or Olive Grindr.
The cat-toast perpetuum mobile
science: it works, bitches.
Cthulhu
Latency
A+ trolling, would watch again
Teen angst BLR
one of the best yet
The dog whistle failed
if glenn beck distances himself from you, you have some issues.
Republican politicians blasted the Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy on Thursday for making flagrantly racist remarks instead of employing the subtler racial code words the GOP has been using for decades.
Death is easygoing
When I type my name (“Death”) into Google, some of the related searches that pop up are things like “death poems,” “death quotes,” “Death of a Salesman,” etc. Super depressing stuff! Not to be braggy or whatever, but I’m pretty fun. This is just a suggestion, but maybe we can change those links to things like “Surprise! Death looks good in a bathing suit!” or “Has anyone heard Death freestyle rap?” I’m not all business all the time! I mean, sure, I usher people into the land of silence and despair every few seconds, but in general I’m pretty easygoing.
Gregor J. Rothfuss 