Tag: funny

Shingy

He is passionate about spaces, and when a space is not working he reboots it, taking everything out and starting over. “This is a space I recently rebooted for Tim”—meaning Tim Armstrong, the CEO of AOL. “Do you like the scent? I still need to put some sound in here”. Armstrong looked around. “I have meetings here, and people don’t know where to sit”. “They’ll figure it out, man”.

it’s not clear who is trolling whom.

Appear smart in emails

Feature launched? Respond: W00t way to go! Baby on the way? Respond: Mazel tov! Peanut brittle on Brian’s desk? Respond: This is delicious! Whenever something good happens, always be the first to respond and always reply all. This will make you seem like a highly engaged team player.

Pot Stocks

battle of the finance bros.

“But who cares about any of that?. Look, Theo. There’s money to be made. One guy I read about: 4 trades, he paid off the loans on 2 cars. Can you imagine?” The first words out of Theo’s mouth were, “OK, I’m in for $5000. What’s the next step? Let’s go make a trade!” “Whoa, Nelly. The stock market isn’t open on weekends.” “It isn’t?”