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Tag: funny
In the beginning, there was lol
that explains a lot.
On October 29, 1969, engineers at UCLA sent the first host-to-host message over the new ARPANET to teammates at SRI. The system crashed as it was transmitting the word “login,” only sending “lo.” After a reboot, the full message was transmitted, meaning the first 3 characters ever sent over what would become the Internet were “lol.”
Social media

2022-10-05: Social media as we’ve known it is probably doomed
Whether a decline in social media would on balance be good or bad for society I’ll leave to another discussion, but the handwriting is on the wall for a major decline in social media overall.
As with most predictions, the timing and other details will surface in coming months and years, but the overall shape of things to come is not terribly difficult to visualize.
The fundamental problem is also clear enough. A vast range of entities at state, federal, and international levels are in the process of enacting, invoking, or otherwise planning a range of regulatory and other legal mandates that would apply to social media firms — with many of these requirements being in direct and total opposition to each other.
The most likely outcome from putting these firms “between a rock and hard place” will be a drastic reduction of social media services provided, resulting in a massive decrease in ordinary persons’ ability to communicate publicly, rather than the increase that various social media critics have been anticipating.
Baby compliments
Helps you with harmless things to say as you’re introduced to new offspring.
(S)he looks like the Gerber baby! (S)he looks just like you! (S)he is such a happy baby. That’s a baby!
Clickotron
so good
All content on Click-o-Tron is hallucinated by a computer algorithm, and is thus entirely fictional.
Sleep Aid
It’s late, and you’re still awake. Allow us to help with Sleep Aid, a new series devoted to curing insomnia with the dullest, most soporific prose available in the public domain. Tonight’s prescription: “How Mechanical Rubber Goods Are Made,” first published in the Scientific American Supplement on February 13, 1892.
Baby Flask

It’s so frustrating not being able to enjoy my adult beverage in public. Sporting events, movies, church, all frown on bringing in your own booze. Instead of brown-bagging your beverage at the next bash, why not hide it in plain sight, inside a baby flask!
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Parenting

McAfee runs for president
Can this election season get any more entertaining?
McAfee has received 1000s of emails from people encouraging him to run. But just hours before the FEC filing went up, he was “still in a quandary about whether to run myself or find someone else for my party.”
2015-09-23: Sorry for the “business” “insider” link but this is kinda intriguing. His platform: Switch the us to metric, abolish TSA, abolish border controls:
We’re in a cyber war and we’re losing. The Chinese are invading and we don’t even see it. We are in a world that depends upon a science that demands metrics and we have 5280 feet in a length. And we have 212 degrees as the boiling point of water. What madness!