Of Genuine Contemporary Beast is a group of hyper-real sculptures depicting Mara Salvatruchas as flayed animal skins turned into rugs.

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Of Genuine Contemporary Beast is a group of hyper-real sculptures depicting Mara Salvatruchas as flayed animal skins turned into rugs.

As teeth whitening improved, smiles changed to show more teeth.
2017-05-16: This isn’t very good as it assumes perfect dentistry.
FaceApp is a smartphone app that can add a smile to an unsmiling person’s face. Olly Gibbs used the app at Amsterdam’s Rijksmuseum to improve the paintings on display there.

Why do we say someone passed when they died? Shouldn’t it be failed?
100s of ways to say your paper wasn’t significant, but i’ll publish it anyway:
not significant in the narrow sense of the word (P=0.29)
amusing overall, but i lawled at
It’s gotta feel pretty bawse to roll up to school in a Camaro. I bet the other kids shit their Minecraft undies at the sight of it.
nailed it.
As Whole Foods arrives, hope departs. Ethnic restaurants will be replaced with half an aisle dedicated to “international ingredients.” Greek will be the only variety of yogurt and the quality of kale will be as high as the rent for an alcove studio. Lana Del Rey will be elected to the city’s council. There will be a great migration of former residents to more affordable housing. As they are loading their U-Hauls, one of them, a man without a ukulele, will look to the heavens and ask “Why?” He will hear the voice whisper a single word: “Kombucha.”
dubai is trying too hard. tallest building: check. crazy jetpack stunts: check. boring as hell to live there: check.
Here are a few of the responses that come pre-programmed in the updated Gmail Inbox app:
Mom, you’ve already sent me this article about bacon causing cancer, like, 5 times.
Mom, yes, I listened to your voice message. Thank you for also e-mailing me everything you said in that message. But it’s July. Do we really need to start discussing Thanksgiving plans already?
I’m not entirely sure how you managed to sign the whole family up for these automated USA Today updates on the bacon cancer story. Kudos, I guess.
And now you’re using that thread to plan Thanksgiving. Great.
“I have never met or heard of someone coming to our Eastern Washington apple-growing region to pick apples for leisure. It must be an East Coast or urban thing.” Pheasant Orchards found the idea of picking for fun “hilarious and sad,” a reflection of just how estranged from nature modern Americans must feel. “We don’t try to build our own furniture, or cars. We don’t feel the need to go to the forest ourselves to cut a tree down when we need lumber. Our economy has raised people’s quality of life by becoming more efficient and productive. I don’t understand why we want to go backwards when it comes to agriculture.”