The best thing about going to a tech conference is that you can tell everyone you’re going to a tech conference. But while you’re there, it’s important you make a smart impression so people will remember you, or at least wait a few days before throwing away your business card. Here are 10 ways to do that.
2 Use the Q&A portion to promote yourself. The most important part of asking a question in front of an audience is not what question you ask, but everything you say before you ask the question to get people’s attention and make them realize you’re someone they should be talking to.
3 Don’t take notes, take sketchnotes. What are sketchnotes? Nobody knows. Just doodle in a notebook and say you’re sketchnoting. Then take a picture of your doodle and post it on Twitter. Since no one will be able to understand it, they’ll have to assume this tech conference was very complicated.
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Hodor

Drive 2
Cat Art
artist significant others are a problem
EDM Birds
those damn birds sure know how to dance!
2 Monks Inventing Things
MONK #1: how tall are most women
MONK #2: tower sized but normal heads
MONK #1: cool thank you
MONK #2: here to help
MONK #1: ooh while i have you though
most dogs look –
MONK #2: emotionally destroyed
MONK #1: got it, ty

Not from the office
There’s a very strong bench to make many more seasons of the office:
I am no longer allowed to email the lady I was emailing, and if I do, they will take immediate action and may call the proper authorities. I just do not know what to say. Is it best I just go in to his office and talk face to face or do I call or email if so what do I say and do?
Can You Not PAC
We really want white dudes in urban districts to think hard about why they think they’re the most qualified option to represent their communities. We’re psyched that there are so many groups aimed at recruiting and supporting women, people of color, and LGBTQ folks running for office, and we think it would also be great if instead of spending $100Ks on democratic primaries, upwardly mobile straight white dudes would just take a step back.
Malört
a mix of corked Bordeaux, Saler’s apéritif on crack, dead dog, and the Gowanus canal during summer. smells like a combination of burning garbage and Ricola. They must be even more miserable in Chicago than I thought
Dr. Congress
the level of discourse in the us