Tag: funny

Elektronik Supersonik

The tiny Eastern European republic of Molvania was disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest this year. Zladko Zlad Vladcik was to perform his very popular techno-ballad, Elektronik – Supersonik – described as a melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric.

Hard to believe with lyrics like this:

Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.
We have arrived unto the future
And the whole world is become…
Elektronik supersonik
Supersonik elektronik

eNormicom!

Is your company having an e-dentity crisis? Then you need the eNormicom Image Bucket Program

Kim

Bright traces of blood on the
crags of Jangbaek still gleam,
Still the Amnok carries along
signs of blood in its stream.
Still do those hallowed traces
shine resplendently
Over Korea ever flourishing
and free.

Tell, blizzards that rage in the wild
Manchurian plains,
Tell, you nights in forests deep
where the silence reigns,
Who is the partisan whose deeds
are unsurpassed?
Who is the patriot whose fame
shall ever last?

So dear to all our hearts is
our General’s glorious name,
Our own beloved Kim Il Sung
of undying fame.

Ebituaries

my buddy phil created ebituaries: The Final Homepage of Dead Dot-Coms. consider:

etoys (who is your daddy?)
6 degrees (social networks are so 2000)

CMS specialists

The Certified Metrication Specialist (CMS) program is the only bona-fide metric certification program available. It is a carefully monitored program under the direction of some of the nation’s top metric-system experts who operate as the USMA Certified Metrication Specialist Board. The CMS program is designed to provide documentary evidence for individuals who can qualify as metric specialists because of their education and experience in the use of the modern metric system which is known as SI (the International System of Units).