Here are a few of the responses that come pre-programmed in the updated Gmail Inbox app:

Mom, you’ve already sent me this article about bacon causing cancer, like, 5 times.

Mom, yes, I listened to your voice message. Thank you for also e-mailing me everything you said in that message. But it’s July. Do we really need to start discussing Thanksgiving plans already?

I’m not entirely sure how you managed to sign the whole family up for these automated USA Today updates on the bacon cancer story. Kudos, I guess.

And now you’re using that thread to plan Thanksgiving. Great.

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