Ronnie Feldspar
In 2011, the former Tennessee senator boldly vowed that he would stop anyone from declaring Sharia law over the Dollywood theme park, in Pigeon Forge. It wasn’t a popular position at the time, but, in the intervening years, no one has declared Sharia law over Dollywood. (No one has even thought about it.) Feldspar is also known for successfully defending all 12 Tennessee Olive Garden locations against ISIS.

Leland Vanderbilt-Koch
Vanderbilt-Koch’s is a true American success story. As an aspiring entrepreneur, he managed to scrimp and save and inherit the $3.7B needed to start his own small business. Today that business is worth almost $3.8B. Vanderbilt-Koch will “run America like a corporation, or perhaps even a very large duchy.” He enjoys eating “McDonald’s hot dog” and shaking hands with peasants of all varieties.

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