battle of the finance bros.

“But who cares about any of that?. Look, Theo. There’s money to be made. One guy I read about: 4 trades, he paid off the loans on 2 cars. Can you imagine?” The first words out of Theo’s mouth were, “OK, I’m in for $5000. What’s the next step? Let’s go make a trade!” “Whoa, Nelly. The stock market isn’t open on weekends.” “It isn’t?”

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