That’s right, you guessed it, I’m gonna eat a shit ton more ants. And the thing is, I love it! If you were put on Earth to eat ants, you would love it, too.

You’d look at a menu and be like, “This is all fine and good, but I don’t see any ants on here.” If you were playing chess, you’d be like, “This is all fine and good, but I don’t see any ants on this chessboard.” You’d be on the phone with your mom and you’d be like, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure, I’m fine. I’m fine. What about ants?”

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