I thought the perpetrator was a victim because of the Justin Bieber haircut, but this is amazing too:

You have this problem, if “you have too much and you don’t know how to distribute it.” in his view, this “defense” is “not exclusively for the rich.” So, good news—if you live in poverty but have too much stuff to distribute, this defense may also be available to you.

2022-01-31:

Responding to the tragedy with a triumphant show of support, members of a local community came together Monday to express hope that killing 2 people in a drunk-driving accident would serve as a wake-up call to the promising young rich kid responsible. “With any luck, this little mishap will be a turning point for [perpetrator of DUI manslaughter] Greg [Nelker], and he’ll graduate and go on to Yale without incident,” said concerned resident John Morgan, adding that he was sure the 17-year-old high school senior and frequent drunk driver realized how lucky he was that nothing worse had happened.

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