Rosacea – a common skin disease characterized by red blotches on one’s face – may be caused by “tiny bugs closely related to spiders living in the pores of your face.” Tiny bugs that “crawl about your face in the dark”, lay eggs in your pores, and release a burst of faeces when they die.
Also, you are only 0.7% human in terms of dna, the rest is bacterial dna, and bacterial cells on and in your body outnumber human cells 10:1.