Catching up on Eurovision. Laughing so hard it hurts. observations:

• eurotrash is everywhere. where is the part of europe where hair metal still rules?
• ~ 70% of the songs are in english
• this should be held yearly, internationally. cheaper than the olympics and at least as able of bringing people together
• almost all the songs are the same. this is probably due to most countries wanting to lose, winning makes you host for the next year, so everyone is in a race to the bottom.

2013-05-18: all the tribal tattoos made me think that new jersey was competing, for a very expansive definition of europe.

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