Month: April 2009

Dog commuters

Stray dogs are commuting to and from a city center on underground trains in search of food scraps. The clever canines board the Tube each morning. After a hard day scavenging and begging on the streets, they hop back on the train and return to the suburbs where they spend the night.

Plus lots of astonishing behaviors: Crossing the streets safely, playing cute for kids to get food, etc. Sounds a bit too amazing to be true.

Stock Photo Lessons

Random-ass white dudes should be placed all over your corporate website for no fucking reason. Curly-haired black women are the preferred marketing tool to sell obscure telecom products and telephone services so as long as their skin tone isn’t too dark. She should be dark enough to score that hip diversity dollar, but not so dark as to scare away that heartland racist dollar.

Cell communication

Bacteria use quorum sensing via standardized molecules to communicate, both intra and inter species. New medicine could target this communication to shut down pathogenicity.

2012-06-24: The Social Lives of Microbes

It used to be assumed that bacteria lived relatively independent unicellular lives, without the cooperative behaviors that have provoked so much interest in mammals, birds, and insects. However, research has completely overturned this idea, showing that microbes indulge in a variety of social behaviors involving complex systems of cooperation, communication, and synchronization. Work in this area has already provided some elegant experimental tests of social evolutionary theory, demonstrating the importance of factors such as relatedness, kin discrimination, competition between relatives, and enforcement of cooperation.

2021-07-09: Social Mitochondria

Mitochondria divide up tasks, form groups, synchronize activities and respond to both their environment and each other. The sociability of mitochondria facilitates the cooperation of cells, which in turn allows the formation of organs that depend on one another and the creation of complex organisms. The social nature of animals is an extension of the sociality seen at lower rungs of the ladder. Network approaches could yield clues about new treatments, such as improving mitochondrial communication. Part of what makes exercise healthy is that it promotes communication between mitochondria. “It makes them more social”

Puns

People who point out their puns are like comedians who explain their jokes: they both think you’re too stupid to get it. The only good thing about the phrase “pun intended” is that it saves you time when you want to say “hello, I’m going to be at the bag convention this weekend, please be sure to stop by and say ‘hi.’ I’ll be at the douche exhibit.” Here’s the deal: when you point out your puns, you’re making a value judgement on me, the reader.