The 44th White House Carnival was a rousing success, raising a record $800000066845 for the federal government—$800b of which came from a dunk tank featuring former vice president Dick Cheney. After being goaded by the former vice president for several minutes, Hunter reportedly struck the tank’s target on his 3rd turn, plunging Cheney into the pool below and eliciting wild cheers from the 150m people on hand.

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