There’s nothing worse than a cold shoulder to the face as you try to leave the train for work. It reminds you:

a) That you actually have to go to work
b) Work is in a cubicle
c) Most people in this world are so dumb, it’s sad

The thing is, we can look past not being able to locate Iraq on a map, or believing every word posted on Wikipedia is fact. What we can’t comprehend is how people think trying to get on a packed train first, before others have exited, is a good idea. It’s fucking mind-blowing.

We just don’t get it, we really don’t. It’s almost as if these humans aren’t human at all, but in fact brainless salmon people, desperately trying to swim upstream any chance they get.

If that’s the case, and we’re pretty sure it is, the best way to clear a path through these creepy fish folk is to cast a couple right hands and see who bites.