At first you think that, considering dad’s expanding waistline, she’s looking to get some exercise. But it turns out she’s embarrassed to be seen in an SUV, since “people in that [presumably urban] part of town are riding bikes and have hybrids and stuff.” Ah, but the family truckster is a hybrid, dad points out nonchalantly.

you are still driving an SUV, asshole.

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