The first question any thoughtful person might ask when reading the title of this essay is, “Hard for whom?” A reasonable question. After all, Chinese people seem to learn it just fine.

1. Because the writing system is ridiculous.
2. Because the language doesn’t have the common sense to use an alphabet.
3. Because the writing system just ain’t very phonetic.
4. Because you can’t cheat by using cognates.
5. Because even looking up a word in the dictionary is complicated.
6. Then there’s classical Chinese (wenyanwen).
7. Because there are too many romanization methods and they all suck.
8. Because tonal languages are weird.
9. Because east is east and west is west, and the twain have only recently met.

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