if you want gmail, send me a note.
Month: August 2004
jdk 5.0 performance tools
| Tool Name | Brief Description |
|---|---|
jconsole |
Experimental: J2SE Monitoring and Management Console – JMX-compliant graphical tool for monitoring a Java virtual machine. It can monitor both local and remote JVMs. |
jps |
Experimental: JVM Process Status Tool – Lists instrumented HotSpot Java virtual machines on a target system. |
jstat |
Experimental: JVM Statistics Monitoring Tool – Attaches to an instrumented HotSpot Java virtual machine and collects and logs performance statistics as specified by the command line options. |
jstatd |
Experimental: JVM jstat Daemon – Launches an RMI server application that monitors for the creation and termination of instrumented HotSpot Java virtual machines and provides a interface to allow remote monitoring tools to attach to Java virtual machines running on the local system. |
Slashdot can’t do HTML
who would have thought that microsoft would fix their HTML? somewhat ironic that they beat /. to it when help has been available for quite some time.
Sky Spam
i was talking to a friend about multi-channel publishing in manhattan yesterday when i looked up to the skies and saw 
is sky spam upon us? imagine multiple such messages at the same time, overlapping.
2012-09-23: Someone sky wrote will you marry me?. and 57 across town said yes emphatically.

Xpath scraping
mnot: xpath2rss. more xpath search tools are always welcome to make the case for more semistructured data. full disclosure: i am a doc-head.
css columns in mozilla
Preliminary support for CSS columns has been checked in to Mozilla. this is a first step (finally!) towards the CSS 3 multi-column layout module.
Olympics Zenith
the olympic ideal is being killed as we speak. between forcing mcdonalds on attendees, extortion on the ticket prices, calls for a separate event for bionic athletes and censoring only thorough reform can remove the senile kleptocrats at the IOC helm. when it comes to clue, the linking policy speaks volumes.
broken .exe association
things were running too smoothly, so sharpreader decided to take over the .exe extension. it took me a while to fix it (what with #reader trying to open all programs..), but eventually, the following registry entries for xp helped:Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\.exe]
@="exefile"
"Content Type"="application/x-msdownload"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\.exe\PersistentHandler]
@="{098f2470-bae0-11cd-b579-08002b30bfeb}"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile]
@="Application"
"EditFlags"=hex:38,07,00,00
"TileInfo"="prop:FileDescription;Company;FileVersion"
"InfoTip"="prop:FileDescription;Company;FileVersion;Create;Size"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\DefaultIcon]
@="%1"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell]
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell\open]
"EditFlags"=hex:00,00,00,00
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell\open\command]
@="\"%1\" %*"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell\runas]
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shell\runas\command]
@="\"%1\" %*"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex]
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\DropHandler]
@="{86C86720-42A0-1069-A2E8-08002B30309D}"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\PropertySheetHandlers]
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\PropertySheetHandlers\PEAnalyser]
@="{09A63660-16F9-11d0-B1DF-004F56001CA7}"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\PropertySheetHandlers\PifProps]
@="{86F19A00-42A0-1069-A2E9-08002B30309D}"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\shellex\PropertySheetHandlers\ShimLayer Property Page]
@="{513D916F-2A8E-4F51-AEAB-0CBC76FB1AF8}"
Origin of stupid nicknames
It’s _really_ amusing to look at AOL today and say “I know why users are limited to 10-character names.“, and see many other elements of the original PlayNet design unchanged (even though the reason for them is LONG gone). For example, the 10-character name limit was largely based on how many screen names we could display in the room header in chat within 4(?) 40-character lines on a C64 screen. Ditto the screen-name defaults (I remember us sitting around BS’ing about how we’d handle that, and conflicts- so now you have JoeS12345.)
Wyona is hiring
Wyona is looking for software engineers and project managers.